Steve has been chasing a little white ball around golf courses since his teenage years, and after all that time, he's still convinced his putter is haunted. A 14-handicapper with a personal best of 8, he brings consistency off the tee and an encyclopaedic knowledge of the game — just don't ask him to sink a five-footer under pressure.

When he's not watching swing analysis videos on YouTube or debating the merits of the latest driver technology, you'll find him glued to an F1 race — because apparently one sport that breaks your heart regularly isn't enough.

Off the course, Steve is the club's unofficial IT wizard. If something's broken, blinking, or refusing to connect to the internet, he's your man. Just be prepared for the invoice to arrive in the form of a round at the 19th hole.